This is the man who makes the dolls
Things people post on dating sites
Photos and witticisms from a hallowed space.
"I have always known about my desire for domination, especially being spanked and caned. That goes back to my school days."
“I make things”
"I spent the first three quarters of my life hiding from various things, most of them being people. Now I have finally emerged from my lengthy period of hibernation. On a typical Friday night I am… alone."
Eating spaghetti.
This is me at my worst.
Honest.
"It has been said I lack focus, and need drive or a job that benefits humanity and not just my bank account/my tab at my local."
‘Re-enacting that scene from Friends’
So ironic.
Don’t jump! Online dating is not *that* bad….
“A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!”
He didn’t really say this - but I’m imagining he might be the type of guy to quote Shakespeare on a date.
“I’m not a homicidal maniac. Honest. Just a sucker for a great silly picture”
Got to admire this. The best homocidal maniac picture I’ve seen yet.
Again, an awesome photo. So much going on here.
The composition of two baby lions on a sofa with man wrestling his masculinity to fight or cuddle them - and then, behold! He has drawn on a silly hat and moustache.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.
I fought this shark. From a distance. Through some metal bars. Possibly.
