I have always known about my desire for domination, especially being spanked and caned. That goes back to my school days.

This is the man who makes the dolls

This is the man who makes the dolls


"I make things"

"I make things"


I spent the first three quarters of my life hiding from various things, most of them being people. Now I have finally emerged from my lengthy period of hibernation. On a typical Friday night I am… alone.

Eating spaghetti.
This is me at my worst.
Honest.

Eating spaghetti.

This is me at my worst.

Honest.


It has been said I lack focus, and need drive or a job that benefits humanity and not just my bank account/my tab at my local.

I love cats.
No I really love them.
More than that eHarmony Cat Girl.

I love cats.

No I really love them.

More than that eHarmony Cat Girl.


'Re-enacting that scene from Friends'
So ironic.

'Re-enacting that scene from Friends'

So ironic.


Don’t jump! Online dating is not *that* bad….

Don’t jump! Online dating is not *that* bad….


“A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!”
He didn’t really say this - but I’m imagining he might be the type of guy to quote Shakespeare on a date.

A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!”

He didn’t really say this - but I’m imagining he might be the type of guy to quote Shakespeare on a date.


I think this dude is probably quite funny, even if it is in an overly ironic ‘I’m crying inside’ type of way. He says he spends a lot of time thinking about:

Can i afford a lighthouse?
What does the inside of a black hole look like?
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Genius.


"I’m not a homicidal maniac. Honest. Just a sucker for a great silly picture"
Got to admire this. The best homocidal maniac picture I’ve seen yet.

"I’m not a homicidal maniac. Honest. Just a sucker for a great silly picture"


Got to admire this. The best homocidal maniac picture I’ve seen yet.


Again, an awesome photo. So much going on here.
The composition of two baby lions on a sofa with man wrestling his masculinity to fight or cuddle them - and then, behold! He has drawn on a silly hat and moustache.

Again, an awesome photo. So much going on here.

The composition of two baby lions on a sofa with man wrestling his masculinity to fight or cuddle them - and then, behold! He has drawn on a silly hat and moustache.


Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.


I fought this shark. From a distance. Through some metal bars. Possibly.

I fought this shark. From a distance. Through some metal bars. Possibly.